Questionable Headlines

I know politicians are not at work, in place, most of the time, but publishing editors ought to be; where was the Editor when these headlines (from my archive) read: *Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft *Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood *Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead *Cold wave Linked to Temperature *Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax *If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While *Include Your Children When Baking Cookies *Iraqi Head Seeks Arms *Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant *Miners Refuse to Work after Death *New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group *Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over *Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told *Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges *Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter *Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead I hope you got a smile out of these published bloppers from the past. When you find one or two light-hearted, share it with someone else. In these times of mostly unrest, they, too, could use a moment to smile. Thanks for visiting. -- Bob