Philosophy

This one has been around a long time. I've not heard it for some years, so it's being resurrected, and so it should be. The humor is from my time in uniform. You might have an opportunity to share it with someone you know that's in uniform now. We can always use a bit of laughter. Try these:
The Company Commander and his First Sergeant were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the First Sergeant said: "Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"
The Commander said: "I see millions of stars."
First Sergeant: "And what does that tell you, sir?"
Commander: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, First Sergeant?"
First Sergeant: "Well sir, it tells me that somebody stole our tent."

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Here's another that you could share with someone in a military uniform:

During training exercises the lieutenant who was driving a jeep down a muddy back road encountered another jeep stuck in the mud,with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. The lieutenant, without too much experience, unwisely remarked to the colonel "Your jeep stuck, sir?" as he pulled alongside the colonel. "Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, "Yours is."

Thanks for visiting. - Bob toujours en vedette