Wild Moment

Having walked around the Mall the other day, my son and I sat down in the food court. I noticed a strange looking teenage lad sitting next to us. His hair was spiked and in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My son was watching me looking at this weird sight; the teenager also notice my staring at him. Finally the teen said sarcastically: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" My son was startled at this comment, and calmed down when I replied: "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock..........I was just wondering if you were my son." Thanks for visiting. -- Bob