Been Thinking

Do you ever wonder about things that just makes you wonder? Try these: A. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? B. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address? C. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? D. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from. E. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? F. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? G. If “Jimmy cracks corn..”and no one cares, why is there a song about him? H. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out? I. If you are home alone, do you still close the bathroom door? J. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? K. In the 60’s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. L. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. M. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. N. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. O. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. P. Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Q. Life is sexually transmitted. R. There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead. S. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. T. Why did Kamikaze (suicide) pilots wear helmets? Thanks for visiting. - Bob Eph 5: 1-17